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Willis Tower Joke

Randy:  What if we got stuck in here and had to sleep up here all night?


Marsha:  Sounds pretty scary!


Randy:  Which side would you rather have, the full window side or the open side?


Marsha:  I think, outside the box.


Sorry folks, that was hounding me all night!  You probably don’t even get it, it’s so lame, but I couldn’t wait to post it this morning.  Do you have any lame jokes that you just have to tell someone?   I’m listening.

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  1. LOL
    Reminds me of a convo with hubby in flight to St. Lucia from PR.
    This was my 1st time on a small propeller plane. We were over the ocean.
    Me: OMG – If the plane crashes, I’m gonna’ die. I don’t know how to swim.
    Hubby: If the plane crashes, we’re all dead.


  2. Told to me way back when I waited tables, on a very busy Saturday night when I was about to lose it:

    A hamburger walks into a bar, asks for a beer.
    The bartender says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve food here”.

    At the time (in the panic), I thought it was the funniest joke I’d ever heard.


        • I’m not throwing any stones. They would bounce off this plexiglass, and hit me in the face! Worse thought, they would break the plexiglass, and down we’d drop. No I’m not throwing ANYTHING! Well maybe a few darts at MFR. πŸ™‚ xox (noted!!!!) πŸ™‚


          • There’s a saying “Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones ” which means “people should not criticize others for faults that they have themselves”. xox


          • I don’t wear nightshirts when I’m sleeping in a plexiglass box 99 stories above the ground! ) and I remembered my xoxs, too! So how was I criticizing someone who has the same faults as I do????? huh, MFR πŸ™‚ Besides, you know by now that I am kidding, and that I love you oodles! πŸ™‚ No stones intended! πŸ™‚ Does that improve our rocky relationship??





Hi, I'm Marsha Ingrao, a retired educator and wife of a retired realtor. My all-consuming hobby is blogging and it has changed my life. My friends live all over the world. In November 2020, we sold everything and retired to the mile-high desert of Prescott, AZ. We live less than five miles from the Granite Dells, four lakes, and hundreds of trails with our dog, Kalev, and two cats, Moji and Nutter Butter. Vince's sister came with us and lives close by. Every day is a new adventure.

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