I don’t spend a lot of time in Yahoo, but I clean out my Yahoo email once in a while. Today I came across the greatest section. People write in questions. I think I live on another planet than most of those who are so full of curiosity that they write into Yahoo. Thank goodness for them, they are anonymous!
Concerned Inquisitor: I need a spell to become a vampire.?
Marsha: No, you don’t need a spell, you need a grammar and punctuation check!
Concerned Inquisitor: How do I level up on yahoo answers?
Marsha: Go to the hardware store. Purchase a tool called a level. Place it on the questions, and watch the bubble. When the bubbly gets to the middle, you have leveled up the question.
Concerned Inquisitor: Does marriage change anxiety???
Marsha: No anxiety is the same as ever: “an unpleasant state of inner turmoil, often accompanied by nervous behavior, such as pacing back and forth, somatic complaints and rumination.” Wikipedia
Concerned Inquisitor: Is Uta no prince sama a good anime?
Marsha: Sorry, I need a translator for this one!
Concerned Inquisitor: is smoking harmful for sex?
Marsha: I don’t think so. My brother has smoked since he was 13 and he’s still a male.
Concerned Inquisitor: How do I explain 0.51?
Marsha: Boy, that’s a tough one if you are explaining it to someone under about 2. Most kids younger than two don’t share very well. If your are concerned about stock, and company control, yours is probably the 0.49 number in the will.
Do you have a question for Marsha Lee? Your question is definitely better than these! I wonder if that’s Ask Yahoo’s spam folder. hahaha Have a great week.