Both Sex Gratis and Tattoo Age need to work a little on their persuasive writing skills. as well as their language usage. Maybe that is why the Common Core standards are pushing teachers to teach persuasive/argument writing grades K-12. These folks are so pathetic they are fodder for the funnies.
“I think this is a powerfull site with much interesting blogposts about this stuff. And i just wanna say thnx for this. I’ll subscribe to your website to see if you post more stuff like these!”
I guess this person assumes is that I would WANT him/her to subscribe to MY website!!! On what grounds would I want him or her to be part of my world? Certainly their gravitar name and photo doesn’t do much to sell them. Then there is the ignorance of simple rules of grammar. I am not the best grammar teacher, but starting from the beginning powerful is misspelled. I didn’t catch it, but by WP did on the routine proofreading checker. I misspell words on purpose sometimes to make a point or make up a word, but this is not the case here. Next “much interesting” should be many interesting. I love the old red pen, don’t you? Next, could he/she be use a more specific word than “stuff”? What “stuff” is he/she reading on my blogpost that is so powerful and interesting? I didn’t see anything too sexy or tattooish about my vase stories. Rules of capitalization and spelling in a formal email such as this one should be followed if he/she wants to be believable to a stranger like me. Finally, Is “stuff” singular or plural? He/she is referring to one post, but using a referent “these” to refer to the plural “stuff” that was found in the post? It is confusing if not incorrect.
“Hi there you have a good weblog over here! Thanks for posting this interesting information for us! If you keep up the good work I’ll visit your website again. Thanks!”
You know, I like praise as much as the next person, but is this a threat? If – then statements are great for science, but for enticing someone to do good work? Not to helpful unless you are the parent. IF you get your homework done, THEN you can visit your friends. Kids
love this – and RUSH to get their homework done! My husband might TRY an IF – THEN statement like that, and substitute homework for housework. On the other hand, IF he did try that, THEN I probably would have the dirtiest house in the world – and I don’t (BTW). On an aside I think people who dislike each other and live together have lazy contests – who can do the least around the home? Maybe they used too many IF – THEN statements in their conversations with each other.
“everything is very open and very clear explanation of issues. it contains truly information. your website is very useful. thanks for sharing. looking forward to more!”
Who writes this stuff? OK Spam Geeks, EVERY sentence starts with a capital letter, unless you are a published writer with a huge following, and even then… So lets assume that this is computer generated, and the programmer doesn’t understand the First grade rule of capitalization. I get computer generated messages from WP, LinkedIN, Facebook. THEY know how to generate a simple sentence that is correct and motivational. I actually do endorse people when the generator asks me to – if I know them and like them. So take a lesson from the experts and put a capital at the beginning of every sentence.
“hey, great job friend, cheers.”
I can live with these spams. OK, there’s no capital, but it’s simple and sort of “Good morning” kind of innocuous statement. I know, as a teacher, that “great job” is no longer acceptable. I used to say that so much that my students would imitate me – voice included! My spam friend, be specific in your praise. What is great about my work? Nonetheless, a simple, “great job friend, cheers”, well it’s happy and positive – no threats. I can live with this one. However, with enough of real people out there reading with faces instead of computer generated pattern gravitar, I’ll still delete this one permanently. No sale.
What is you favorite spam, or do you look at them? One of them might be me, so please look. Have you found me there? Are you still finding me in the Spam with sex gratis and tattoo age? Are you finding more interesting Spam than I have? Please share!
P.S. My website was immediately shut down when I published this article this morning. I had copied and pasted a gravitar of one of the spammers because it was so nonsensical. Just a warning. DON’T DO THAT!!!
PSS. Thank you WordPress for reading my plea and restoring my blog.